What’s Not Normal Today (Day 230)

Some Cream for Your Covfefe

Let’s see:

    • Yesterday unrepentant racist Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III announced he was gonna follow the rule of law and boxcar 800,000 exemplary young people outta the country.
    • Self-deportation is now a thing. Willard is smiling.
    • Hurricane Irma is upgraded to a Category 5  with 185 —200 MPH winds. (There is no higher category, but many meteorologists say that this would be it if there was something higher.)
    • Reporters forgot that America includes US Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico and only talked about how Irma was going to soon hit the United States in the Florida Keys
    • Junkie Limbaugh said that Irma was being hyped in the FAKE NEWS!!1! to “advance this climate change agenda.” We note that Junkie Limbaugh lives in Florida.
    • A bipartisan group of senators are introducing a resolution that “[rejects] white nationalists, white supremacists, the Ku Klux Klan, neo-Nazis, and other hate groups” and send the document to Hair Führer, which will force him to condemn hate groups.

 

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4 Responses to What’s Not Normal Today (Day 230)

  1. Steve-O says:

    Limpballs could prove us all wrong by doing a live feed outdoors during “Hurricane Irma”.
    While holding plenty of electrical devices and wiring.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Climate change does not have an agenda. It doesn’t care if Rush Limbaugh likes it or not. It doesn’t care if it makes or breaks the credibility of some scientist somewhere. It doesn’t care if it makes or breaks the career of a politician. It doesn’t care how many people believe it is real or how many people believe it is a hoax. IT JUST HAPPENS.

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