News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

That Mark ‘Frequencies’ Taylor guy is everywhere, telling us about how the Illuminati is using rays to steal the vital juices of the good folks of Possum Hollar an’ change their DNA from being a pure bloodline.

Anyway, today he’s taking a break from warning us about the Illumati, and instead he wants us to know that Jeebus’ Dad (the Big Kahuna hisself) is planning on supernaturally removing 5 SCOTUS justices so Comrade Preznint Stupid can replace them. And then it’s curtains for Roe v Wade!

But there’s more to it than that! Let’s listen for just a couple of minutes:

Got that? Aborted babies are the food source for empowering Ba’al. And all this time you thought selling baby parts was just funding Ferraris for Planned Parenthood.

This entry was posted in Choice, Family Values, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies. Bookmark the permalink.

9 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. HarpoSnarx says:

    Porky Prig had better worry about the Overeaters Justice Squad.


  2. Osirisopto says:

    Someone should introduce him to Shoebat.


  3. Mr DeBakey says:

    Ahhh, I get it now.
    The Lord speaks to Mark – “a mental disorder characterized by abnormal social behavior and failure to understand what is real.[2] Common symptoms include false beliefs, unclear or confused thinking, hearing voices that others do not hear”


  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Alex Jones is going to shank this guy for stealing his schtick.


  5. JTO says:

    Who watches hours of raw video of abortion porn? Isn’t 2 and a half minutes enough?


  6. jimbo57 says:

    These. People. Vote.


  7. paul fredine says:

    the minute he said ‘gawd talked to me’ i had it. it’s always the crazies and the whole thing is just to sell a book to other crazies.


Comments are closed.