Happy Hour News Briefs
That Mark ‘Frequencies’ Taylor guy is everywhere, telling us about how the Illuminati is using rays to steal the vital juices of the good folks of Possum Hollar an’ change their DNA from being a pure bloodline.
Anyway, today he’s taking a break from warning us about the Illumati, and instead he wants us to know that Jeebus’ Dad (the Big Kahuna hisself) is planning on supernaturally removing 5 SCOTUS justices so Comrade Preznint Stupid can replace them. And then it’s curtains for Roe v Wade!
But there’s more to it than that! Let’s listen for just a couple of minutes:
Got that? Aborted babies are the food source for empowering Ba’al. And all this time you thought selling baby parts was just funding Ferraris for Planned Parenthood.