Some Cream for Your Covfefe?
Congress returns today, kids go back to school (except for those kids in Houston who literally have no school to return to), The Russian Usurper is up against three (3!) investigations, North Korea is threatening to nuke us, Hair Führer is (allegedly) about to boxcar (is too a verb!) 800,000 exemplary kids and young adults out of the country, the government will shut down in October if the debt ceiling is not lifted this month, and there are only 12 working days for Congress in September.
What could go wrong?
Big week coming up!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2017