News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Hey guys, remember last week when we met Mark Taylor who warned us that the Illuminati and Free Masons were coming for the vital juices of the residents of Possum Hollar what with rays that change DNA?

Yeah, him.

Anyway, he’s baa-ack with an update on y’all’s vital juices!

“People are picking up on the frequency of Satan right now. The goal of the Freemasons, the goal of the Illuminati, the goal of the globalists is to change your DNA. They want to change your DNA, they want you to hear what they want you to hear, see what they want you to see and speak what they want you to speak, act like they want you to act. They’re wanting to totally control you and the only way they can do that is through the bombardment of these frequencies.”

“It could be through music, it could be through the news media. That’s why I keep telling people to stop listening to the mainstream news media, because it’s Satan’s frequency. This bombardment of frequencies that we have going on right now, it’s been proven scientifically that it will literally change your DNA, and that’s what’s happening to a lot of Christians. That’s why you’re getting a lot of Christians that are bashing Donald Trump or they can’t see what is going on, how God is using Donald Trump to help change America. They can’t see these things, they can’t discern, it’s because their DNA is being controlled right now by the enemy because they’re being bombarded by these frequencies.”

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Mr DeBakey says:

    Those quotes are awesome, but some of the best stuff, though not as political, comes later in the clip:

    “…as opposed to talking down to people on this stuff, y’know getting involved in a intellectual type of argument with them…because its not gonna work…. its an opinion against an opinion…”

    Gotta example Mark? Yes he does:
    “…her mom may have been part of the Eastern Star…”

    Mark nails it here. Talking down to people who don’t believe the MSM is changing their DNA just won’t work. And I defy anyone here to argue against that point. And, similarly, getting all intellectual won’t work either.

    One final statement caught my ear:
    “…you have to cleanse your bloodline and the only way to do that is bloodline repentance”

    I wonder if Ivermectin would help.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    No matter how much sharpening they try. He’ll never be the sharpest tool in the shed.


  3. Sounds like he’s been diluting the purity of his precious bodily fluids with Tricky Dicky Screwdrivers, his own recipe. Two parts projection, one part ignorance, and three parts idiocy. Garnish with a strip of the Shroud of Turin he got off of the Home Shopping Network.

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  4. Ten Bears says:

    Is that what we’re doing!?


  5. Pupienus Maximus says:

    Mark Taylor ALMOST gets it. He has the right idea but of course is WRNOG on the facts. He doesn’t know that what’s REALLY going on is witchcraft. Some very powerful witches have cast very powerful spells. I have seen it! When I told them about Mark Taylor they said they will punish him. They are now, by way of their magic, causing arsenic to collect in Mark Taylor’s home plumbing. Mark Taylor should think twice about drinking the water but please, don’t anyone tell Mark Taylor about the arsenic in Mark Taylor’s drinking water.


  6. “never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, organized citizens can change the world; indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has” —-margaret mead

    ms mead overemphasizes human agency here, in my opinion – probably more accurate is the following from buddhist thought –

    interdependent origination

    Pratītyasamutpāda (Sanskrit: प्रतीत्यसमुत्पाद; Pali: पटिच्चसमुप्पाद paṭiccasamuppāda), commonly translated as dependent origination, or dependent arising, states that all dharmas (“things”) arise in dependence upon other dharmas: “if this exists, that exists; if this ceases to exist, that also ceases to exist.”


  7. w3ski4me says:

    He probably has a medicine cabinet already full from not taking them, but there Are Medications for people that have such wild ideas and mood swings.
    Better Living through Chemistry.

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  8. Green Eagle says:

    “That’s why you’re getting a lot of Christians that…can’t see what is going on…They can’t see these things, they can’t discern, it’s because their DNA is being controlled right now by the enemy because they’re being bombarded by these frequencies.”

    Probably very true, but if Mr. Taylor wants to see a real victim of this insidious plot, he should try looking in the mirror.


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