Bad Signs, Cont.

Scissorhead Ralph Wiggam sends us this vital Public Service Announcement:


“…and how the moose got high we’ll never know.”

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8 Responses to Bad Signs, Cont.

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Hah!!! I know, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.


  2. If they weren’t so polluted, they might stay their own lane. Why aren’t we attending to the problems for MUIs? (Moose under the influence?)


  3. ming says:

    Matanuska Thunderf**k! That is if it is an Alaskan moose of a certain age.


  4. Lsamsa says:

    Hmmm…perhaps squirrel knows somethink. 😉


  5. jimbo57 says:

    Why they insist on putting these moose crossing zones right where people are driving, I’ll never know…


    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      Where I work is on the edge of the Florida Everglades and we have panthers in the area. A few years ago they put in a new road complete with sidewalks. Then the put up panther xing signs about every quarter mile. Shortly after that a friend of mine who drives a taxi was transporting some German tourists down the new road. One of them asked incredulously “you have panthers here?” The driver replied affirmatively. To which the tourist came back with “then why do you have sidewalks?”


  6. Kent Fossgreen says:

    Do not pass the joint to the moose, no matter how politely he asks.

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