4th and 40: Trump Punts (updated)

In his single-minded quest to please his racist,  30% base in Possum Hollar, Hair Führer is not thinking long-term. There’s a surprise. Dude couldn’t arrange a Happy Hour at a distillery.

White House officials told the FAKE NEWS!!1!  that Trump’s “current thinking” is that he will declare an end to DACA this week. “Current” meaning that it could change at a moment’s whimsey, depending on Petunia & Pals. However, we learned that Preznint Stupid is going to delay implementation of the order for six months to give Congress time to address the matter. You know, if it wants to. After all, they got nothing else to do, amiright?

Preznint Stupid wants to toss some red meat to the Republican base racist mouth breathers, which is always hungry for dark meat. Trump probably knows that some state attorneys general are threatening to file an anti-DACA lawsuit in federal court. And in his wee orange noggin he probably knows that killing DACA will be YUGELY unpopular with Democrats!  Another win! I am so tired of all this winning!

So, naturally, Comrade Stupid has put the matter in Congress’ hands, and he can say he did what he could to fight the swarthy horde, and can pin the blame on Congress for any consequences.

But what will happen if somehow Congress passes DACA into law, but without a veto-proof majority (which if they pass it at all it will no doubt be a squeaker)?

BOOM!

DACA will explode in Trump’s face again. He’ll be left to own it. What a moroon, an ultra moroon.

UPDATE 1: Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III is the one who is going to announce kicking these people out of the country. Dude gonna have a stiffie you could see from the International Space Station. (But I’m only guessing.)

UPDATE 2: Just heard someone call winding-down DACA ethnic cleansing.

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5 Responses to 4th and 40: Trump Punts (updated)

  1. Heh.
    It’s horde.
    He wants to get rid of them, not collect them.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    Someone must have warned the Russian Puppet not to energize the democratic base.

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  3. mellowjohn says:

    he looked positively pre-orgasmic.

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