What’s Not Normal Today (Day 227)

Exciting News From the Trump Administration!

As North Korea tests a nuclear device…

…Comrade Stupid decides to pick a trade fight with South Korea, and insult China, both of whom are allies that we will need in any solution for North Korea, but such is the art of the dealer.

Hair Führer’s own Justice Department, you know the one led by AG Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, says that Trump is a liar Tower was never wire tapped by the Kenyan Usurper.

Today is Chief-of-Staff John Kelly’s 35th day babysitting the tiny-handed tyrant. There are rumors about how long he will stay.

“The question now is how long Mr. Kelly will stay, with estimates ranging from a month to a year at the most. White House officials say that Mr. Kelly has given no indication he intends to leave anytime soon. He has thrown himself into long-term planning of the administration’s tax reform push, the president’s Asia trip in November and scheduling for the next several months.”

And Tiger Beat on the Potomac morning email thingie tells us:

PRESIDENT TRUMP also went to church this morning, per the White House pool. He attended St. John’s, across from the White House.

As Woody Allen once said, “And the lion will lie down with the lamb, but the lamb won’t get much sleep.”

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6 Responses to What’s Not Normal Today (Day 227)

  1. moeman says:

    … and we lose Walter Becker. R.I.P. to a great musician.

    https://pitchfork.com/news/steely-dans-walter-becker-dead-at-67/

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  2. Osirisopto says:

    It was the super duper extra secrecy justice department that Obama had tap Trump tower.

    The one only liberals know about.

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  3. Feline Mama says:

    I don’t believe the dumptruck authored these tweets. An adult did. Big person words & sentencing, punctuation even.

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    • Nancy North says:

      I agree that this tweet is better than average drmpspeak, but a grammarian would have phrased it a little better:
      South Korea is finding, as I have told them, that their talk of appeasement with North Korea will not work. They understand only one thing!

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Trump went to church? I’ll bet the offering plate was a bit lighter after it went past his tiny hands.

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  5. That’s not the worst; the MHSB actually twatted out that he would ‘stop any trade with any country that trades with North Korea.’

    Riiiiight.

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