News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Here’s hate radio star Janet Medford telling us that California is discriminating against Xristians by making it illegal to abuse LGBTQ Senior Citizens — especially the T seniors:

You see, it would be forcing Y’all Qaeda to lie if they had to be polite to people they hate. But the part I love the most is that she rails to the high heavens that no one is giving an exemption to those with (repeat with me, kids) “Sincerely Held Religious Beliefs.” She wants an exemption so she can be hateful to seniors.

And that’s all you need to know about American Xristian Xrazies: the most put-upon people in the History of the World, suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune and being denied their Gawd-given right to hurt everyone—even senior citizens—in the name of their own twisted sanctimonious interpretation of a Bible in which they do not practice or believe a single word of Jeebus’ sermons.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Pat Day says:

    Ms Medford……May I humbly suggest that you go off and forcefully fornicate yourself until all of these vile thoughts leave your cerebrum.

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  2. roket says:

    She refuses to bear false witness and yet she calls herself a Christian. What’s up with that?

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  3. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy Ten!

    “being denied their Gawd-given right to hurt everyone—even senior citizens—in the name of their own twisted sanctimonious interpretation of a Bible in which they do not practice or believe a single word of Jeebus’ sermons.”

    I’ve always appreciated a well-turned phrase. Well done, sir. Well done.

    Huzzah!
    Jack

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  4. paul fredine says:

    just one note: i have a feeling any of these bible theme park nursing homes (the ones with the sign outside that reads ‘your belief in god must be this big to ride’) wouldn’t allow a transgender resident in the first place, having weeded them out during the interview phase nor would any lgbtq person wish to voluntarily subject themselves to such an environment.

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