“A little privacy, please, for my morning ablution.”
The next morning…
“Honey? Did we change brands of coffee? I don’t know it tastes…a little like Kopi Lwak…”
Note the debris of the discovery that “Goldfish” are not fish — not even a little bit. But he did manage to open the beer with the can opener.
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But don’t ask a cat to make you a martini, they use way too much vermouth.
“EXXCCCUUSSEE ME”! My time is not done yet, human. JEEZZ!! This was NOT what I paid for or expecting!!!
Morning’s a little early to be hitting the beer, but it’s none of my business.
“Look, human, you figure out how to give your own genitals a tongue bath and THEN I’ll listen to your comments. Now shut the damn door.”
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