One for the Road With Peggy Noonan

It was really a jaw dropper for me when Sen. DiFi told us that we should give Preznint Stupid more time to grow into the office. And that’s exactly the kind of thing that raise the noblesse oblige of Dame Peggington Noonington of the Brooklynshire Nooningtons:

“One can see Pink Elephants,” Noonan didn’t add, as she finished her Mai Tai.

DiFi should consider that when Peggy Noonan comes to her defense, it might be time to take that retirement package.

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11 Responses to One for the Road With Peggy Noonan

  1. Ten Bears says:

    DiFi is, in her own words, a Capitalist.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    We’re looking at a 71 year old toddler. At that advanced age the only thing that’s going to grow is his waistline.


  3. Ellis Weiner says:

    It’s not that Trump has shown no capacity to grow in office. It’s that he’s actively shown, in speech and deed, qualities that make him incapable of any kind of growth, as president or as a yooman bean.

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    • tengrain says:

      You can get the sheets off the Klansman, but you can never get him between the sheets. Or sumpin’ like that?




  4. In a more attractive parallel universe, Jello Biafra occupies her seat. Time to stop feathering your nest Diane and step down. We need a progressive in that office.

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  5. moeman says:

    Raygun grew in the presence of Nooner.

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  6. tommyspoon says:

    “Bad news, ma’am. I’m afraid the Houston gathering has been cancelled. Something about the weather,” said Pepe, the new manservant. “Dammit,” Peggy thought as she sipped the contents of her highball, “I thought I was still on good terms with Saint Ronnie and the Almighty.” She dared not utter this thought, or any other concerning The Greatest President Who Ever Lived, aloud for fear of scaring off yet another employee of Latin origins. Manuel had failed to take her joke about George Will, Alexander Haig, and a chimichanga with the good grace with which a servant ought to, and had lasted less than a month.

    “Good help, as well as good weather, is getting harder and harder to find,” she slurred as she drifted off to sleep. Pepe walked over to the Fainting Couch, gently removed the glass from her outstretched hand, and quietly repaired to the kitchen. There, with his boss snoring softly nearby, he would prepare some migas while he tuned in Univision for the morning news.

    This time, he wouldn’t clean up after himself.


  7. MDavis says:

    I’m kind of hoping that she has an ulterior motive here, like lulling Trump into remaining where he is until the investigations hit him. Too bad that I am too cynical to believe in hope.


  8. RWW says:

    Anyone attempting to normalize the Orange Shitgibbon has disqualified herself for office. Ted Liu or Adam Schiff must immediately step up and primary this useless California Senator. Oh, and Peggy No One has drank herself into a stupor as usual.


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