Happy Hour News Briefs
Sweet Jeebus, the Freemasons and Illuminati are comin’ fer your vital juices, Possum Hollar! Don’t spill yer DNA or the Debbil is gonna getcha!!1!
I was surprised to learn that this person was not a crank caller, this Mark Taylor person was a guest on Wingnut Radio. All he left out was fluoride, and Lizard People, fat little goblins and he could make it to the next level: Alex Jones’ InfoWars!