News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Don’t make Coach Dave do it, he doesn’t want to be judgmental (spoiler alert: yes he does):

OK, YOU MADE HIM DO IT!!! “Hurricane Harvey is God’s judgment on Houston for abortion and having recently had a lesbian mayor.”

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14 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. osirisopto says:

    Didn’t the cloud pattern look suspiciously like a shrimp… er a fetus… er um… limp willie?


  2. Can someone get a muzzle for this idiot?

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  3. Mr DeBakey says:

    I’ve only two points about Dave’s comments:

    1] Dave’s God smites Gulf Coast cities.
    Nice God ya got there, Dave. In whose image was he created, Dave?
    2] Dave’s God smites Gulf Coast cities.
    Its the Gulf Coast you moron. Notice how God ain’t smiting El Paso or Pittsburgh with hurricanes?


  4. Ten Bears says:

    All this time I thought it was judgement for taking her name in vain.


  5. Laura says:

    So, “Coach Dave,” not a fan of the ladies I take it . . .
    Yeah, that’s the ticket, I’ll blame the lezzies, and while everyone’s lookin at the lezzies, I’ll be up the road at the trump-branded southeren’ motor lodge with a big ole bag-O-meth and a . . . Well, we all that well worn tale and the tearful confession don’t we?
    Or so I’ve heard.


  6. Bruce388 says:

    I’ve been waiting for some Bible banger to blame Harvey on people who don’t live the “correct way.”


  7. mcdee says:

    Scripture says God made man in God’s image. Coach Dave has a god made in Coach Dave’s image. And he’s a petty and vindictive little shit.


  8. Papa Wheelie says:

    I’m going with Jeebus giving a sharp elbow to Republicans even thinking about cutting FEMA funds.


  9. Sirius Lunacy says:

    He obviously smote the oil refiners and chemical makers who are defiling His Creation! Not to mention the teleblasphemers and their false profits.


  10. RWW says:

    This is what made Joel Olsteen lock his doors. Oh…and greed. Lots and lots of greed.


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