Another Kobayashi Maru For Comrade Stupid

We read this Tiger Beat post with some interest, OK, actually we guffawed and maybe laughed so hard we Eiron’ed.

Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell  wants appropriately-named Sen. Luther Strange (R-AL) to win the race to permanently replace former Senator Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III.

So naturally, shadow preznint and Breitbart CEO Steve Bannon is taking up the cause of his opponent, former Alabama Supreme Court Judge and current theocrat Roy ’10 Commandments’ Moore. Why? Because like every American, he hates Mitch McConnell.

Initially Comrade Preznint Stupid supported Strange but he has kept his oddly love doll-shaped mouth closed since the the polls showed Moore bigly ahead. Sad! But Hair Führer prefers winners, so maybe not unexpected?

So here’s the deal: Amply be-chinned Mitch needs reliable toadies and minions votes in to get anything done. Moore is nothing if not unreliable to everything except his Y’all Qaeda devotion to whipping the heathens, the skirts, and the ‘mos  into submission.

So here’s the Kobayashi Maru test:

If Comrade Stupid continues to support  Strange, that puts him nose-to-snout with President Bannon and Breitbart whipping the base into a frenzy.

If Comrade Stupid comes out for Moore this time, that puts him nose to turtle-beak with McConnell and screws any chance of having any legislation passed.

 

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2 Responses to Another Kobayashi Maru For Comrade Stupid

  1. Condi says:

    He’ll do neither but then claim –regardless of outcome– it a big win.

    Like

  2. Bruce388 says:

    We’re better off if those people can’t pass legislation, so let’s hear it for 10 Commandments Moore.

    And let’s see any of these assholes recite the Big 10 from memory.

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