Hurricane Harvey

Harvey Approaches, so pray for Trump!

I keep thinking about how Chimpy wouldn’t leave Grandpa Walnuts’ burfday party, and of course had a dancing horsie dude leading FEMA. Harvey is our first chance to see the Orange Menace in a crisis.

Because Texas is the US Lab for Bad Policy, I’m betting 5 Quatloos that Gov. Abbott will not be up to the task at hand and will end up blaming Democrats somehow. All eyes will be on Ayatollah Ted, who famously would not vote for emergency money for New Jersey during Hurricane Sandy without cutting an equal amount somewhere else. And of course, Preznint Stupid will probably try to blame the Kenyan Usurper or Crooked Hillary for whatever happens.

I’m keeping my fingers, toes, and eyes crossed for Texas as Harvey approaches. Although I have read that the FEMA Director Brock Long is someone who actually knows what he is doing, I also think that somehow or other Comrade Preznint Stupid is going to undermine him before this thing is done.

(Another 5 Quatloos: we will hear disgruntled talk from the mango-hued shitgibbon that Long is a grand-standing show-boater if FEMA does its job well, and it doesn’t praise Hair Führer enough for all of “his help.”)

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7 Responses to Hurricane Harvey

  1. Abbot’s in there with a pre-emptive strike. I watched the news this AM, and one of the items in the chyron was ‘Gov. Abbot Asks Trump for 500 National Guards’.

    I may be wrong but aren’t the National Guard units in any given state nominally under the control of the Governor, not the MHSG? Abbot can just call ’em up, he doesn’t need squat from the MHSG.

    10 Quatloos that Abbot knows this and is just stroking the MHSG’s tiny dic.. ahem , ego

    Besides.. he’s got the Texas State Guard, you know, the ones keeping s close eye on that highly suspicious Jade Helm takeover of ‘Merica by Obummer, ISIS and the Black Helleeekopters years-in-the-planning military excersise? They’re not up to hurricane evacuation duty?

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    • tengrain says:

      those Walmart tunnels are gonna flood and drive the Jade Helm invasion away! Prolly they will turn into giant storm drains an’ save Texas, y’all!



  2. tommyspoon says:


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    • Condi says:

      That would be funny; my bet is that one or more Texans die while trying to drive through water on the roadways. Additionally we’ll see plenty of helicopter shots of Texans stranded on rooftops ’cause…I ain’t leaving my home!


  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Nero fiddled while Rome burned, Trump will play golf as Corpus Christi drowns.


  4. Bruce388 says:

    Normally Trump would be right on top of the situation but it is the weekend. Bad timing.


  5. paul fredine says:

    slightly off topic but ‘brock long’ sounds like a porn name.
    as for trump, is there a reason he’s at camp david this weekend? no golf course so he can’t be criticized for being on the seventh tee while the gulf coast drowns?


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