Peggy Noonan To Join NBC / MSNBC As A Political Commentator

And that gives me a chance to repost this little pastiche of Peggington mashed up with dialog from Auntie Mame:

And since, you know, Mock Paper Scissors owns Peggy Noonan, I think it’s worth reporting that she has now been a hired political commentator for ABC, CBS before this, so it’s kinda like the worst key party EVER at this point.

More from the MPS Archives on Noonan is here. Fair warning: 10 years of Mai Tais can bring the reader a terrible hangover.

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7 Responses to Peggy Noonan To Join NBC / MSNBC As A Political Commentator

  1. RobGinChicago says:

    Even on her best, most lucid/sober days, Peggy Noonan is barely coherent. Commentator? What the hell is MSNBC (*senior management) doing?


  2. Ten Bears says:

    I feel your elation. When I had to change my semi sorta trademarked and copywrited (hey, skippy did it) Ambien, Prozac, Viagra and Megyn Kelly crotch-shots on Fox Kool-Aid to Ambien, Prozac, Viagra and Megyn Kelly crotch-shots Now on MSNBC! Kool-Aid it was a Big Deal! I was JACKED! I was elated! I had to gp to Nevada for a couple days!

    We are all going to love this.


  3. Laura says:

    MPS may own Peggy, but you’ve sure passed her around . . . . . To Driftglass and TBOGG and Wonkette, and we’re all the better for it!

    Also, someone did the old tighten up on her face and did the fluffy hair helmet just prior to her early Sunday am shindiggy with Chuck Todd.

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    • tengrain says:

      I told ya, it was a key party. A terrible key party.

      Oh, Charlie Pierce got in on the act too/also.




  4. The suits atop MSNBC are surprised and alarmed that their ratings may be rising too fast. Having Ms. Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Award on staff is sure to help drag down those expectations.


  5. Nora Daly says:

    Oh HELL no! Time for fresh batteries in the remote!


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