Trump Continues To Stiff Workers

Poor Uncle Moneybags

We want to apologize for missing the obvious joke yesterday what with the eclipse and all, but Trump getting goods and services, which he then refuses to pay, is his normal operating procedure. And now members of the Secret Service are getting that kid glove Trump treatment and about 1,000 of ’em have been stiffed by the Orange Menace.

Anyway, the Secret Service is proposing that Congress increase the pay of their agents from $160K Ameros to $187K Ameros. And even if Congress says, “Sure why not?,” a buncha agents will still have protected The Russian Usurper for free.

Anyway, good luck, Hair Führer in your on-going screwing of the people who protect you. Hope you thought this one all the way through.

(Our only problem with the Secret Service is that they are perhaps too good at their jobs…)



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3 Responses to Trump Continues To Stiff Workers

  1. Bruce388 says:

    True, the Secret Service is good, but Trump’s gut makes a BIG target.


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Since the Secret Service is broke, how about getting the Conservative Cosplay Corp to protect Donald? A lot of them are going to be looking for jobs anyway, and Trump can pay them eight bucks an hour, same as they got selling hot dogs.


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