Trump to Go To Arizonastan

“Buenos snowshoes, amoebas!”

Comrade Preznint Stupid plans to visit the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan, and Phoenix in particular for another re-election rally tomorrow, to bask in the warm glow of people who probably well-baked in the desert heat and don’t know any better.

Arizonastan officials are bracing for the worst; afterall, it is Hair Führer. According to the article, their thinking is:

  • Preznint Stupid’s embracement of  neo-Nazis last week
  • Preznint Stupid will pardon possible white supremacist former sheriff Joe Arpaio
  • Preznint Stupid tweeted support for Kelli Ward who is challenging Sen. Jeff Flake.

I think the NYTimes got it exactly wrong:

  • Arizona is kinda white supremacist place, traditionally. They rescinded MLK day and restored it (allegedly) only under the duress of losing the Superbowl in Phoenix. However, Arizona IS changing.
  • Sheriff Joe Arpaio was/is still popular in the state exactly because he was so anti-immigrant.
  • Sen. Jeff Flake is not popular in the state (last I checked); I’m not sure if Kelli Ward is popular, but Flake is a sworn enemy of the vulgar talking yam and Kelli Ward is relentless is her snarky attacks.

So I think Hair Führer will have a large crowd (probably screened); if there is a confrontation it will happen after he leaves. Just my guess.

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5 Responses to Trump to Go To Arizonastan

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The real problem is that the trogs can bring their shootin’ irons, which they couldn’t do in Boston.


  2. Osirisopto says:

    Quick someone tell him not to go out into the desert alone.


  3. paul fredine says:

    ‘large crowd’ and, if rumors are correct, populated with people of color being paid to hold pro-trump signs. they couldn’t pay me enough, plus i’m no whore.


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