It’s come to our attention that the sobriquet for Fratsputin and The First Shady needs a Mock, Paper, Scissors frisson of elegance. Sure, the media is calling them the sickeningly cute Jarvanka, but it is lacking the correct essence of their coupling (ew gross).
It’s been suggested in the Comments:
- Jar-Jarvanka (hat tip: Moeman)
- Jarvanka-binks (hat tip: Laura tag-teaming with Tengrain)
Both of those a worthy, but the question remains: is there another, perhaps better nickname? Something that cuts to the chase and reveals their essential nature as incompetent grifters? Who knows? Well, the Scissorheads, that’s who!
So for 1/10 of 1/17 of a point counting towards you final grade, Name the Dynamic Duo.
When we have some worthy names, we will have a totally rigged election to determine a winner!
#2 Lead Pencils, the Comments are your Bluebooks.