Pop Quiz!

Jarvanka Time: The big hand is on her ass, the little hand is no where to be seen.

It’s come to our attention that the sobriquet for Fratsputin and The First Shady needs a Mock, Paper, Scissors frisson of elegance. Sure, the media is calling them the sickeningly cute Jarvanka, but it is lacking the correct essence of their coupling (ew gross).

It’s been suggested in the Comments:

  • Jar-Jarvanka (hat tip: Moeman)
  • Jarvanka-binks (hat tip: Laura tag-teaming with Tengrain)

Both of those a worthy, but the question remains: is there another, perhaps better nickname? Something that cuts to the chase and reveals their essential nature as incompetent grifters? Who knows? Well, the Scissorheads, that’s who!

So for 1/10 of 1/17 of a point counting towards you final grade, Name the Dynamic Duo.

When we have some worthy names, we will have a totally rigged election to determine a winner!

#2 Lead Pencils, the Comments are your Bluebooks.

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17 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. moeman says:



  2. TheMatch says:

    I’m tempted to suggest “The Aristocrats!”, but I fear that may be a tad too obscure.


  3. TheMatch says:

    The Confederazi


  4. Jim says:

    Alt-Couple of Corruption; Ken and Barby Fraudsticks; The First Empty Heads Couple.


  5. purplehead says:

    Ivanka Be Leftalone


  6. Mr DeBakey says:

    But Jarvanka is so perfect, like Bradgelina was…


    1. Dolly & Porter

    2. The Munshters

    * * *

    In doing research for this thoughtful comment, I discovered that Ivanka dated “Bingo” Gubelmann for five years.
    Who wudda guessed


  7. Gator90 says:

    The Aristokapos.


  8. moeman says:



  9. Bruce388 says:

    Sorry, I’m distracted by Jared’s hand on Ivanka’s ass. He must have learned that from her daddy.



  10. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Inmate 458518a and 458518b
    Or, the Baked Potato girl and goy.

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  11. moeman says:

    The GoGos. (Always on fucking vacation)


  12. HarpoSnarx says:

    Jamie and Cersei?
    George and Lucille Bluth?
    Howard and Dominque?
    DICK! and Lynne?
    The Usurers?


  13. Lsamsa says:

    Bric-a-Brac (or Bric&Brac)


  14. FMBJO says:

    The Squatleys. since neither is employed at WH


  15. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Slumlord and Slumlady


  16. A.J. says:

    I thought it was “pussy” you are supposed to grab, Jared….



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