Wooden Stump Speaks!

Pence is the one on the right.

Mike Pence:

“I spoke at length about this heartbreaking situation on Sunday night in Colombia, and I stand with the president and I stand by those words.”

Vice President Mike Pence, a man so stuffed with sawdust that termites salivate when he walks into a room, has made the political calculation to lash himself to the mast of the sinking ship that is Comrade Preznint Stupid. How they can tell the difference between Pence and the mast remains a mystery, but I digress.

The fattened termite could have said something about praying for Heather Heyer’s soul (which would be totally in character, and he could give his grim, rictus smile), but he chose to back Hair Führer.

Pence was supposed to give an address at the Koch Brothers summit this weekend, but he cancelled or was uninvited (is too a word!). So there’s two strikes against his 2020/24 ambitions to inherit the windbag: if the mango-hued shitgibbon goes down AND if the Kochs turn off the tap, Pence will float downstream, just another termite-infested log on the skids.

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One Response to Wooden Stump Speaks!

  1. Easy…a mast has a spine, so to speak…


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