(UPDATED) The Heathers Lunch Time-style Poll

Hey you guys, did you know that Comrade Preznint Stupid is going west next week? It’s true! he’s flying to the terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan to have a rally of some kind, and we need to know what you think the reason is…

Whatever it is, it must be hella important because Comrade Stupid doesn’t go west often (he likes to sleep in his own bed at night with his favorite binky).

More about Kelli Ward:

And her bedside manner:

Last month, after McCain was diagnosed with brain cancer, Ward publicly called on him to step down from the Senate, saying he would die soon and that Gov. Doug Ducey should consider her as a replacement. She ran against McCain and lost in 2016 in a bitter primary in which she said he was too old to be reelected.

“As a Christian, I know there can always be miracles. But the likelihood that John McCain is going to come back to the Senate and be at full force for the people of our state and the people of the United States is low,” she said in last month’s interview with a local radio station in Arizona. 

Later that day, in a written statement, Ward, a doctor, said she had sympathy with McCain’s family because “end of life choices are never easy.”

The snark is strong in this one.

Anyway, be sure to vote early and often: I turned off the cookies for this round.

UPDATE 1: The Mayor of Phoenix asked Preznint Stupid to cancel.

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9 Responses to (UPDATED) The Heathers Lunch Time-style Poll

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I think he just wants to blend in.


  2. HarpoSnarx says:

    “As a Christian,”
    No bitch, you are NOT.


  3. roket says:

    Comrade Preznint Stupid has proven that he could care less about the public’s safety.

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  4. osirisopto says:

    “UPDATE 1: The Mayor of Phoenix asked Preznint Stupid to cancel.”

    He’s knows all the racists in town will come out to cheer the Russian Puppet.

    It’ll be like throwing kerosene on a grease fire and the entire world will be watching.


  5. Mr DeBakey says:

    As a Christian, Dr. Kelli Ward would have been an excellent choice to sit on one of Michele Bachman’s Death Panels had they been more than an alternate fact.


  6. paul fredine says:

    as a christian? didn’t dr. mengele consider himself a christian?


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