As we learned from Glenngary Glenn Ross, always be closing, which I suppose loosely translated into stupidese for Trump means always be promoting.
Anyway, after giving aid and succor to American Terrorists and White Supremacists and Nazis (oh, My!), Hair Führer for good measure put in a plug for Trump Wine. Because: why not.
During a combative press conference, the president doubled down on claims that both sides were responsible for deadly violence in Charlottesville, where white nationalists held a rally.
As he was leaving the press conference, Trump claimed to be knowledgeable about the town and added that he owned “one of the biggest” wineries in the country there.
But the Trump Winery has a disclaimer on its website that says it is owned by Eric Trump Wine Manufacturing LLC, Mother Jonesreported. [sic]
“Trump Winery is a registered trade name of Eric Trump Wine Manufacturing LLC, which is not owned, managed or affiliated with Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their affiliates,” the disclaimerreads. [sic]
I suppose it only makes white wine?
Thank you! I’ll be here all week!