News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Shorter Potato slop impresario Jim Bakker: “Don’t make fun of me.” The longer version:

Seriously, solar eclipses are warnings from The Almighty? I guess Dawg works on a really tight, mathematical schedule. I can hardly wait for them to start casting chicken bones to read the signs.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. M. Bouffant says:

    Nope. The chicken bones are ground to make “chicken meal extender” for the potato slop.

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    • Feline Mama says:

      Jimmy only uses the bones from the “white” meat for the filler. The others, yea, they’ll work for the “ceremonies”.

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  2. tengrain says:

    hahaha!

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  3. Jim says:

    I’m old enough to remember his late wife, Tammy Faye Bakker who usually looked like a department store mannequin that had been involved in a fire as well as he couple’s pioneering (and failed) venture into a Biblical theme park. Good times.

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  4. paul fredine says:

    so what would they say it means if a rainbow appeared over an outhouse? inquiring minds want to know.

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  5. glitterbug says:

    I’ll be on the beach in Wildwood, NJ for 78% coverage 8/21.
    Must collect some chicken bones.

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