I’ll Get The Change Of Address Cards

The South Will Rise Again

The on-going secession continues:

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — As 21st century activists seek to topple monuments to the 19th century Confederate rebellion, some white Southerners are again advocating for what the Confederates tried and failed to do: secede from the Union.

It’s not an easy argument to win, and it’s not clear how much support the idea has: The leading Southern nationalist group, the Alabama-based League of the South, has been making the same claim for more than two decades and still has an address in the U.S.A., not the C.S.A.

But the idea of a break-away Southern nation persists.

Is there a word for a political movement to kick them out? I don’t want to waste time and money keeping these racist, anti-semitic, misogynistic, homophobic, drooling fucknuckles in the Union. They want to go? Let ’em.

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14 Responses to I’ll Get The Change Of Address Cards

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    First, we’d have to repatriate the good people, then we’d have to build a border wall.

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  2. StonyPillow says:

    Within a year, the CSA will have nukes. Within two years, they’ll be threatening us with them.

    They’re natural traitors, far more dangerous than North Korea, Russia and China combined, because of our common border.

    Keep the friends of the United States close. Keep the United States’ greatest enemy (the one that almost destroyed us, in case anyone’s forgotten) closer.


  3. w3ski4me says:

    I’d be happy if we let those ungrateful sons of whatever go their own way. Problems of course arise like tourism, Theirs to our Country, We would have to set up a tracking system where they don’t overstay their visas. Having to feed and clothe them too, as they are incapable of surviving on their own. Even traveling, ‘overalls’ just don’t cut it downtown at a fine establishment.
    I can see they would become their own ghetto and while that doesn’t bother me personally, it would make the country look poor to just cut them off.
    They so don’t want our attention, but they so need our financial help.
    If only they were ‘for’ Education!


    • HarpoSnarx says:

      I’m thinking explodable but traceable implants (not necessarily THERE) like 1979’s Escape From New York, set in 1997. What year is this?


  4. Tony Prost says:

    maybe the rest of the nation can secede from the South!

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  5. Ellis Weiner says:

    Just keep encouraging them to secede. It’ll be known, forever more, as The War of Yankee Passive-Aggressive Expulsion.

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  6. Sirius Lunacy says:

    These folks have always been fond of saying ,and I’ll edit slightly and use a (gasp) politically correct term here, “if the African-Americans don’t like it here why don’t they just go back to Africa?” So I say, if these European- Americans don’t like it here, why don’t they just go back to Europe?

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  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Wouldn’t it be nice if the police had gas canisters similar to tear gas to toss into the crowds of white supremecists. Except the gas inside would only affect the melanin in your skin, making it several shades darker. It wouldn’t have to be permanent, about a year or so should do it.


  8. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Why now, when they have the most racist administration in a hundred years?

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  9. MJG says:

    I see another nickname contest in the making


  10. Ten Bears says:

    I’m all for a wall: from Eureka California to Eureka Montana! Ain’t nuthin’ east of the Rockies we need.


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