What’s Not Normal Today (Day 202)

Let’s compare and contrast! First up, Pee-Wee Göring being unctuous:

…and Kenneth Mars as Franz Liebkind being, um, deranged:

All of this logically brings us to comparing and contrasting noted psycho Kim Jong Un’s rhetoric with Comrade Preznint Stupid’s belligerent and bellicose bellowing. We begin with a chosen-at-random quote from the North Korean leader:

“The massacres committed by the U.S. imperialist aggressors in Sinchon evidently showed that they are cannibals and homicides seeking pleasure in slaughter.” 

…and follow it with a recent reply to him from noted ID run amok Hair Führer:

“North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen… he has been very threatening beyond a normal state. They will be met with fire, fury and frankly power the likes of which this world has never seen before,” he said.

So you can see, they are well matched.

Gallows humor:

UPDATE: More tweets that are not helping, of course

Have I mentioned how much I hate hopefully?

And so what else is not normal in the age of the mango-hued shitgibbon? Oh, you know, stuff:

Twice a day since the beginning of the Trump administration, a special folder is prepared for the president. The first document is prepared around 9:30 a.m. and the follow-up, around 4:30 p.m. Former Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and former Press Secretary Sean Spicer both wanted the privilege of delivering the 20-to-25-page packet to President Trump personally, White House sources say.

Oh? Like what?

These sensitive papers, described to VICE News by three current and former White House officials, don’t contain top-secret intelligence or updates on legislative initiatives. Instead, the folders are filled with screenshots of positive cable news chyrons (those lower-third headlines and crawls), admiring tweets, transcripts of fawning TV interviews, praise-filled news stories, and sometimes just pictures of Trump on TV looking powerful.

Seems legit. Anything else on his top briefing we should know?

Another current White House official said that the idea for the twice-daily ego boost came from Priebus and Spicer, who competed to deliver the folder and be the bearer of the good news. “Priebus and Spicer weren’t in a good position, and they wanted to show they could provide positive coverage,” the official said. “It was self-preservation.”

Contacted by VICE News, Spicer disputed the nature of the folder. “While I won’t comment on materials we share with the president, this is not accurate on several levels,” he said in an email. Asked what about the story was inaccurate, Spicer did not respond.

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4 Responses to What’s Not Normal Today (Day 202)

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Great, we have a President who gets “gold stars” just for not shitting on the floor… just like Pre-K.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Zombie Josef Goebbels says “Oh Give it a Break, Pee Wee! No one believes your BS”

    Like

  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    Gawd that hairline is receding faster than a glacier . . .

    Liked by 1 person

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