Cootie-Catching Today

Does He Love Me
(Instructables for making a Coote Catcher here)

More not-normal stuff:

WASHINGTON – President Trump has publicly called the widening federal investigation into Russia’s election meddling a “witch hunt.” But through his lawyer, Trump has sent private messages of “appreciation” to special counsel Robert Mueller.

“He appreciates what Bob Mueller is doing,” Trump’s chief counsel John Dowd told USA TODAY in an interview Tuesday. “He asked me to share that with him and that’s what I’ve done.”

Well, if it is a charm offensive, it got the offensive part right. It’s like a middle-school crush where you send love notes in class but tell all your friends you hate him. Maybe the Russian Usurper should bring out the Cootie Catcher to find out if Mueller really loves him or not?

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One Response to Cootie-Catching Today

  1. osirisopto says:

    Apparently Donald “Short Fingers” Trump imagines that everybody loves an ass-kisser.

    Dog knows there’s nothing he likes more than a good ass-kissing.

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