Happy Hour News Briefs
Rev. Lance Wallnau knows who really killed “poor little [sic! sic! sic!] Roger Ailes.”
I’ll give you a spoiler alert, if you don’t want to read who dunnit, so don’t read any further…
…it was us liberals who done killed the gelatinous mass known as Roger Ailes!
And demons (of course). Just as Jeebus fortold! Take it away, Rev.
“I’m convinced he fell down partially because of stress and the spiritual warfare. Bang, bashes his head, hemorrhages and bleeds, 77 years old, dies of an accident in his own house. But, I’ll tell you, it was liberals who killed him, not the floor; it’s spirits and curses and demons.”
OK, which of you demons did it? I think we liberals owe you a beer.