Hey guys, you know how during the KENYAN USURPER administration, Wingnuttia always kept the Senate in session during their August vacation, you know, to block the Kenyan from making any recess appointments?
Now the Dims are doing the exact same thing to block the RUSSIAN USURPER from making any recess appointments!
But wait a minute! The Dims are not in charge, the GOP is! Does this mean that Wingnuts are afeared that Comrade Preznint Stupid would fire Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and appointment of one of his friends to the job (“Hello Chris Christie!”), and then order the new AG to You’re Fired Robert Mueller. (Hat tip: Scissorhead and co-conspirator Osirisopto)
Which leads us to Not Normal Today #2: Some one leaked the transcripts of Preznint Stupid’s phone calls (real ones, not the voices in his head) with Mexico and Australia. The calls are classified, so that the transcripts made it to the WaPo is a serious issue. Both documents include notes that the transcripts had been reviewed by Lt. Gen. Keith Kellogg Jr., the chief of staff for the National Security Council.
Comrade Preznint Stupid said the border wall was “the least important thing we are talking about, but politically this might be the most important.”
Comrade Stupid also asked Peña Nieto not to publicly oppose his demand that Mexico pay for the wall, telling him the funding would “come out in the wash, and that is okay.”
“On the wall, you and I both have a political problem. My people stand up and say, ‘Mexico will pay for the wall,’ and your people probably say something in a similar but slightly different language.”
“We have a massive drug problem where kids are becoming addicted to drugs because the drugs are being sold for less money than candy. I won New Hampshire because New Hampshire is a drug-infested den.”
New Hampshire is gonna love that description!
Not Normal #3: Comrade Preznint Stupid is about to take his first vacation (*cough* bullshit *cough*) of his Reign of Error: 17 days golfing at one of his own resorts, paid for by us. (You’re NOT welcome, asshole.) Which reminds me:
“Don’t take vacations. What’s the point? If you’re not enjoying your work, you’re in the wrong job.” — Think Like A Billionaire
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 19, 2012