Grifters Gotta Grift

Rev. Bakker is here to sell you some potato slop for the end of days:

Your choice: buy his buckets of slop or sell your soul to Old Scratch. That’s a hard bargain.

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7 Responses to Grifters Gotta Grift

  1. Jeffrey Flood says:

    I cannot forget Jessica Hahn’s account of being in the room while Bakker was being buggered by young men, and Bakker making “puppy noises”.

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  2. ming says:

    Not sure I want to live if I have to eat the potato slop.

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  3. Feline Mama says:

    Help me understand. When it is the “end of days, blah, blah or The Rapture, Youse gawd lovin’ folks are gonna go to heaven, right? Us Evil Sinners are going to Hell, or stay here on earth. So, Why do YOU care if we sinners are here on earth with NO food? And, you heaven travelers won’t need it!! SO, ……….?? Just askin’, jimmy.

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  4. Zentropy says:

    So, if I heard him right, you have a bucket of end times slop that you bought from Jimmy “Puppy Noises” Baker (thank you Jeffrey Flood for that…) after Jeebus enraptures the flock of sheeple to the great game of christian twister in the sky, would you have sold your soul to the anti-christ? Why buy anything from him? (Just tryin’ to follow his goofy salesman logic)

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