New Land-Speed Record Set!

Our new pal WH Communication Director Smoochie is out faster than crap through a goose, to paraphrase General Patton, as new Chief of Staff Gen. Kelly You’re Fired’ed his ass after less than 2-weeks on the job.

But where will Comrade Stupid find another stooge willing to miss the birth of his child to attend the Boy Scout Jamboree with him?

Mitigating factor: Smoochie sent his wife a congratulatory text. She sent him divorce papers.

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22 Responses to New Land-Speed Record Set!

  1. quakerinabasement says:

    As D-Day said to Flounder, “You trusted us. You fucked up.”

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  2. Redhand says:

    It’s not just reality teevee. It’s bad reality teevee. I can’t even. I mean, this is happening?

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  3. Sean666 says:

    In the immortal words of Charlie Sheen WINNING!

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  4. Laura says:

    Saddest covfefe of the 1st half of the day.
    Man, all this winning, and all the best, top people, and, well I’m just sad we’re being denied additional information about the Mooch’s man crush on Blake Mitchell, and breaking news from the future when the Mooch would be arrested in a trump-banded, down-scale Motor Lodge with a rent boy, a miniture horse and lots and lots of meth. Cause THAT would’ve been sweet.

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    It is absolutely amazing that a guy who hires only THE BEST PEOPLE has to keep firing them all the time. I guess there is just nobody out there that can shine next to the brilliance that is Donald Twit!

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  6. purplehead says:

    And it’s not even a Friday. They could have at least waited four more days.

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  7. Plummet says:

    Smoochi, we dinit even get to know ya!

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  8. 9thousandfeet says:

    But where will Comrade Stupid find another stooge willing to miss the birth of his child to attend the Boy Scout Jamboree with him?

    Ten bucks sez Kelly will have veto power over who replaces Mooch.

    I’m also betting that Kelly made it clear to Trump that if he wants him as chief-of-staff, he’ll only take the job if he’s actually the chief. Of all the damn staff, and that he’s the gatekeeper of Trump’s daily agenda.
    I doubt Trump is capable of that level of trust, and so almost certainly won’t be able to keep his end of that agreement.

    Also, what happens when someone with an inflated sense of privilege tries to access Der Führer without first going through Kelly? That’s going to be fun to watch.

    Then when Trump receives some snippet of data that he thinks is bigly important and that was not present in the information stream that Kelly curates. That plants the seed in Trump’s mind that Kelly is trying to ratfuck him by hiding vital information. That’s gonna be fun to watch too.

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    • tengrain says:

      9K – you just set the terms in Helvetica Bold for us to consider, and I think your last point is exactly right and likely to be the one that Comrade Stupid pushes Kelly over the falls in a barrel.

      Rgds,

      TG

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    • Jim says:

      That last point is interesting because Kelly is used to a chain of command/top-down organization not Trump’s “spoke and wheel” where everybody comes to him on all channels and he goes out on all channels. So, Kelly presumably won’t be able to control Trump’s random tweets or phone calls to politicians, dictators, has-been rock stars, etc. Or just random announcements or rallies/speeches. He’ll only control physical interactions with Trump. Ok, I give him a month.

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  9. This made my day. I never thought that Trump would provide me with joy in any way, but he did. He really did.

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  10. osirisopto says:

    I read that, upon the birth of their child Smoochie sent his wife a congratulatory text from the Trump Youth Rally. She sent him divorce papers.

    So he know she read his text.

    (CT) Did the short finger vulgarian do it to the mook who dissed him during the campaign intentionally?
    Nah, you’d have to have the emotional temperament of a vindictive twelve year old to do that.

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  11. moeman says:

    Yeah, the only time I ‘win’ a MPS contest and this shit happens?!

    Death to Smoochi(e)!

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    • tengrain says:

      Moeman – you are *always* a winner, and certainly your participation trophy case is the stuff of legends!

      Rgds,

      TG

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  12. purplehead says:

    Moe, there will be more MPS contests to win. This administration is a contest to the bitter end.

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  13. willis says:

    Smoochie….next in line for Dancing With The Stars?

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  14. C Montgomery Burns says:

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