Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship, Cont.

More Exciting News From Trump HQ!

What with all the You’re Fired’ings going on in the White House and now that Comrade Preznint Stupid has successfully removed all traces of the RNC that were holding him back, we come to the point in his real reality teevee show where we can conjecture about who is next to flee for their (career) lives! Season finale and whatnot for ol’ Ratings Machine Trump, amiright?

I got to thinking about this when I read this article on CNN that indicates that McMaster has been wondering why he boarded the Titanic when he could have floated away on the Hindenburg.

And of course there have been rumors for weeks of Rexxon Tillerson leaving the administration.

And we all know that Hair Führer is trying to get Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions to quit, but the stubborn little eff’ing Klansman Elf is not made of graham flour after all!

And of course in Comrade Stupid’s wettest of wet dreams, he fires Russian Investigator Robert Mueller.

I thought I’d throw in a dark horse, a dark EVIL horse, into our polling: Steve Bannon. He’s been in and outs with Comrade Stupid since the beginning; remember it was always going to be him or Obvious Anagram Reince Priebus. Maybe it’s his turn now to be You’re Fired’ed?

Or it could be someone else?

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10 Responses to Drowning Man Swims To Sinking Ship, Cont.

  1. Osirisopto says:

    Bannon wont go ever. If he don’t walk out last week there’s nothing he won’t do to keep his job.

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    • Jim says:

      The princeling, Jared, still wants Bannon out because Bannon has done nothing to help with Trump’s “agenda” (to the extent that there is such a thing except for the Wall).

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      • osirisopto says:

        You think Kushbaby doesn’t like the dirt-bag flunky stinkin’ up the place?

        I bet he’ll like him just fine about the time he uses his tongue to polish the golden bowl.

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  2. Pupienus Maximus says:

    You’re looking in the wrong direction. It appears that Putin, having not gotten one of the things he wanted, is going to cut tRump loose.

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  3. Ali Redford says:

    Well, I really thought it’d be Tillerson, but ABC just interrupted GH with Moochifer’s resignation. Usually I hate GH interruptions, but this one made me LOL.

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  4. glitterbug says:

    Whoops! Smoochie wasn’t even on the radar.
    Looks like we’ll be seeing more of Daddy’s Little Squirt.

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