‘I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday For A Border Wall Today’

“Buenos snowshoes, amoebas!”

Remember how as a candidate Comrade Preznint Stupid said that he would build his Nachos Curtain and have the Mexxicans pay for it once they finished mowing his golf course lawns?


The House passed a $789 billion defense spending package Thursday to fund the Pentagon, veterans benefits and nuclear programs, while supporting what GOP leaders have dubbed a “down payment” for President Donald Trump’s border wall.

Although the spending package does not include funding for the Department of Homeland Security, the inclusion of money for 70 miles of barriers along the U.S.-Mexico border became one of the bill’s most contentious provisions.

That big, beautiful, solar paneled wall, with a beautiful door in it (and a moat filled with pirañas and sharks with laser beams on their heads,) seems to be downgraded to chainlink fences, and the bill will be sent to your Facebook Rage Uncle in Possum Hollar.

The End.

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7 Responses to ‘I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday For A Border Wall Today’

  1. “good fences make good neighbors” – robert frost


  2. roket says:

    Dear Facebook Rage Uncle,

    He never promised you a Great Wall of China, so, there’s that.




  3. tomshefchik says:

    You made me laugh so hard my eyes watered. Thank you for making my day!


  4. Osirisopto says:

    When he said the messicans would pay for it he didn’t mean it literally


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