The Scissorheads Have Spoken!

MPS World HQ on Nickname Election Night

It’s official. The rigged election concludes.

The votes in the stuffed ballot boxes were counted, the bribes collected honorariums recieved:

Anthony Scaramucci’s MPS Sobriquet is “Smoochi” — and any possible deviations in spelling will be allowed. You nominated it, voted for it, and now you must live with it. Good job, by the way, as it has all the passion of an ass-kisser implied.

We reserve the right to call Smoochi “Moochifer,” because that’s just the way I roll. The Nicknames page has been update to reflect the important outcome of this vote, and the categories tags have been updated.

Democracy marches on!

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