News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jeebus weeps

The Xristian Xrazies are spiking the ball in the end zone now that Comrade Preznint Stupid has declared that Your Kind Cannot Serve Here. Here’s a sample:

  • Peter LaBarbera, founder and president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality: “This news is so good I can’t remember feeling this good about public policy in so long because the Republicans are usually such wimps – and here we have a bold action by a Republican leader. What a concept!” he exclaims.
  • Bob Vander Plaats of The Family Leader says military brass, including the generals Trump consulted with before making the decision, say having people with gender dysphoria serving openly with healthy troops has been bad on morale.”There is research to point to that the transgender movement, transgenders in the military, definitely disrupt unit cohesion.”
  • Elaine Donnelly, president of the Center for Military Readiness argues that the Obama transgender policy was very demoralizing to service members, particularly females.”Women in the military have said that they don’t want their private areas to be exposed to persons of the opposite sex – and [have been told] if they don’t like it [that] it’s their problem, not the transgender person’s problem.”
  • NOM: “Please sign our petition to thank President Trump for his courageous act, putting our national interests ahead of a narrow transgender political agenda being advanced by the left. LGBT extremists are orchestrating a campaign of vilification against President Trump and we must rally to defend his actions. It is wrong to use the military for a dangerous social experiment, and it is outrageous that the transgender community would think they can join the military and then stick taxpayers with the costs of sex-change surgeries and the other “treatments” that President Obama was giving them at our expense.”
  • Lance Wallnau: “BAM and then BAM again! This guy is a walking political nightmare for the devil!”Today he didn’t just roll back the sexual social engineering agenda of Obama in the military – He STOPPED IT! Check his twitter post. He said the Transgender agenda does not serve either military readiness or cost effectiveness, as sexual reassignment surgery will run 1.5 Billion dollars over the next 10 years.”THEN he caps off his Ohio rally with a new theme he’s developing in his mind about America. He sees family and faith as the great foundation. BRAVO! And then says “In America, we worship God – not government!”

    “Oh boy, that has them burning up in the media and academia elite!”

  • Laurie Higgins of the Illinois Family Institute: “Finally, a president who listens to the voices of reason, wisdom, and military expertise rather than to the cacophonous, incoherent voices of fools, Leftists, and military-antagonists.This momentous decision comes at a critical juncture. The military was poised to allow men and women with serious psychological disorders to serve openly in the military.”
  • Liberty Council: “I applaud President Trump for making America safe again,” said Mat Staver, Founder and Chairman of Liberty Counsel. “The military is a lethal weapon designed to protect America and our allies. It is not a social club, a social experimentation petri dish, or ClubMed. The focus should be military readiness and unit cohesion. The President has kept his promise to return to military priorities by not continuing the ‘transgender’ policy that undermines unit cohesion, preparedness, and morale. The duty of military officers is to appropriately lead and prepare their personnel to serve and protect, and they cannot do that when there is confusion, dysfunction, and safety issues within the barracks,” said Staver.
  • The American Family Association applauds Hair Führer’s “courageous decision to end the usage of our military for social engineering and political correctness.”
  • Charisma’s Bob Eschliman: [Trump has] “shattered his predecessor’s grand social experiment in the U.S. military.”
  • Theodore Shoebat: “While this is great news, what really needs to be done is the death penalty for sodomites.”
  • Matt Barber: “Prohibit all open sexual deviancy in the ranks of the armed forces.”
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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Nora Daly says:

    Hysteria much?


  2. E.A. Blair says:

    These same people probably want to reinstate the segregation that Truman ended, too.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    Wife beaters and daughter fuckers.

    Says it’s ok right there in The Book.


  4. ming says:

    Just to point out the obvious, this seemingly random act of fuckery is to shore-up the fundy base for the Russia shitstorm ahead, These credulous idiots prove their capacity for cognitive dissonance daily. So, as long as the Orange Shit-Demon is appointing conservative judges like Gorsuch and pulling back civil civil rights from people who ain’t living right (i.e. LGBTQ, brown people, women, hippies, and anyone who doesn’t believe the same religious bullshit they do) he’s their guy, because Jesus would want it that way.

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  5. it’s quite clear in scripture – “kill queers”, leviticus 20:13 – anyone who doesn’t support that is explicitly contradicting biblical inerrancy


  6. Art says:

    The fundamentalists are already primed to see Russia, and Putin, in a favorable light. Putin made a point of sucking up to the Russian Orthodox church early on. Putin’s policy, even as he cites laws making such actions illegal, laws that are seldom enforced, has been to allow violence against outsiders within his society. The worse abuse seems to be meted out upon homosexuals. If you want to go out and bash queers Russia is the place to go.

    That level of freedom has evangelicals popping wood at the thought and feeling quite jealous. A government that openly caters to Christianity and gives them the freedom to carry out their divine mandate against the gays, or anyone else they deem deserving of a good beat-down, and do it with impunity, is their wet dream.

    Yes, Russia is, if you squint enough, closer to heaven than the USA. God’s chosen, the Christians; led by God’s favored, the rich and powerful; come together to smite the damned, the Gays. It is all very Biblical.


  7. Art says:

    I stand corrected.

    And what the right wing and evangelical Christians are doing to both Russian and US societies is, IMHO as a humanist, to use a word from the Bible, an abomination.

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