Yes, it is time to vote on a nickname for the new White House Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci, a man so objectionable that our pal Spicy (the Angry Inch) would rather quit than work for.
As with all US elections this one is rigged as I get the final say if I don’t like the outcome. Bribes, as always, are accepted, too/also. Just like the real US elections! (Hi Charles! Hi David!)
So here’s the rules: one vote per consumer (enjoy the cookies, which is also a HINT if you want to tamper with the results in the best Republican tradition, and I hope you do), the sequence of the presentation of names is randomized (so each time you come to commit VOTER FRAUD!!1! you will see the names in a different sequence), the duration of the vote is 24 hours. No government-issued voter ID required.
Do your civic duty and give The Mooch his MPS sobriquet.