(UPDATED) The New Grifting Merit Badge Will Be Awesome

“I’m going to tie you up in knots, bigly!”

Confession: I didn’t watch this speech (I just couldn’t), but it is extremely NOT NORMAL to give a campaign rally to kids and the summary I read has left me slack-jawed. Please read it.

So I guess with the new Merit Badge, we will learn to say Merry Christmas to Jewish kids and Mooselimbs when grabbing pussy at NY Cocktail Parties held on yachts that won’t be covered by the NYTimes. Fake News!

Anyway, keep an eye out for press releases from the BSA: methinks that they have to either apologize to the parents or disavow that Comrade Preznint Stupid’s remarks do not reflect the BSA.

What a weird world.

UPDATE 1: pretty freakin’ weak, Scouts:

UPDATE 2: I should have posted the full remarks, just in case anyone wanted to hear them:

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7 Responses to (UPDATED) The New Grifting Merit Badge Will Be Awesome

  1. the boy’s life magazine is still going – 24 dollars for a year’s subscription – here’s a joke from their website:

    RYEN: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
    BILL: Tell me.
    RYEN: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
    Joke by Ryen Hunsaker,, Wenatchee, Washington

    Liked by 1 person

    • tengrain says:

      Mistah – the very first joke I ever sold (a free subscription is too payment!) was to Boy’s Life. And two issues later they apologized for publishing it. You see, it was in the Tips column and my friend Eric and I punked them:

      “If you have a deaf person in your home, attach a light to the phone so they know when it is ringing.”

      We giggled for months, they published it, we got the subscription, and our Scoutmaster admonished us for our un-scoutlike cruelty, and wouldn’t let us go on a camping trip (another win!)

      On the positive side, we were gods to the other boys (which was pretty great because we were picked on a lot). Even my father laughed when he got it before he told me never to do that again.




  2. Genuinely lost for words…


  3. Jim H. says:

    As one wag (140xLangame) tweeted:
    Boy Scouts is a masculinist org. where alpha boys sort out betas. Bullies victims. It’s militarist prep. Trump was simply being on point.


    • tengrain says:

      I know, Jim, I have a lot of issues with the Boy Scouts. I thought that they were making progress when they started allowing gay kids to participate, but this shows me that they’ve slid backwards again.




      • Karla says:

        I’ve never thought well of them, because of their discrimination. Until they allow atheists, I have no hope for them. Trump was definitely on point with their organization.


  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    It’s official, the BSA is now in the Basket of Deplorables.



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