Happy Hour News Briefs
Hey guys, remember that time a week or so ago when a bunch of fetus-fondling gawd-botherers laid their hands on Comrade Preznint Stupid, you know to pray for him?
Well one of them, pastor Rodney Howard-Browne has an update, and that’s that there is a plot on Capitol Hill to “take him out” (not Capitol Hill in Seattle, the other one).
Let’s listen in as he tells us all about it
…and today, he has an update:
So, he won’t spill the beans on who spilled the beans to him, what the plot is, or when it will happen, but keeps using this phrase “take him out.” So has he contacted the Secret Service or the FBI to let them know? It seems not.
But you know, you can pray over your wallet and send a few Ameros to ol’ Rodney to keep that prayer warrior up to his eyebrows in
hookers and blow, uh, holy pizza or whatevs, while standing guard around that picture of Hair Führer’s toupé’s seam, for Jeebus.