Pop Quiz!

And so the time has come for us to examine The Mooch’s record and come up with a new MPS Sobriquet for the new White House Director of Communications, whose real-life nickname might not be able to be topped: The Mooch.

So, for 1/3 of 1% of your summer session midterm, give the Mooch a new nickname. #2 lead pencils in the blue books only.

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25 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. Osirisopto says:

    What’s Russian for ass kisser?

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  2. HarpoSnarx says:

    Hedgehole?

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  3. Steve-O says:

    Let’s go Italian Opera here- Scabby Mooch.
    I will leave now.

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  4. Mr DeBakey says:

    Dircompoop

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  5. paleotectonics says:

    The Duke of Windsock.

    Or:
    Tony Rimjob

    He’s a tough one. Maybe LieCretin Borschta?

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  6. 9thousandfeet says:

    Tony the Eel.

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  7. TheMatch says:

    Asshole

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  8. La_Randy says:

    Love Mooch!

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  9. Bruce388 says:

    Ten, you’ve already nailed it: blow-dried, Blow Hole, BDBH for short.

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  10. Redhand says:

    The compleat spokesman for Trump. An oily slimeball! The Joker instantly came to mind for me when I first saw his picture. No wonder even Spicer quit.

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  11. g2-ddb4f6001c52a90ae98665fbcd96088d says:

    Scradouchei

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    • paleotectonics says:

      Accidentally down thumbed because cell phone.

      In fact I meant to give all fingers up, and will vote for this!

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  12. russ says:

    How about “Swampy lips”.

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  13. FlemmishSpy says:

    Fandango

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  14. TexBetsy says:

    Moochifer

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  15. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I don’t have a better name than Mooch, but it has occurred to me that my favorite punk band name is also the perfect name for Trump and his administration.

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  16. Jeffrey Flood says:

    The Spin Ducktor

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  17. Hackwhacker says:

    So Mooch Love (for Rump, of course)

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  18. Karla says:

    Hope it’s not too late for an entry.
    I saw a comment by colorowdy on Crooks n Liars, and I like it:
    Smoochie Moochie (your spelling may vary)

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