Congratulations to Sarah Huckabee-Sanders

🎶 Here She Comes, Possum Princess, Elmira Gantry! ♬

Ladies and germs, adults and adulteresses, our new White House Press Secretary! Now that the Angry Inch has resigned, Elmira Gantry has been promoted to drive the podium.

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4 Responses to Congratulations to Sarah Huckabee-Sanders

  1. Laura says:

    Sass, charm, smarts, a real journalistic powerhouse, as sturdy a farm girl as ever there was.
    So glad our President has followed through on hiring the best people. Really, top people.
    So. Much. Winning.

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  2. roket says:

    “Release the Kraken,” Trump did not cry.

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  3. M. Bouffant says:

    The acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree, does it?

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  4. HarpoSnarx says:

    Slack-jawed in a power-color. Good thing for her that daily pardon for the constant false witness tracks back to the born-again’s Get Outta Hell Free card.

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