UPDATED: G’Bye, Spicy!

The Angry Inch, Dumb Spice

Dumb Spice, the Angry Inch, the man who once fact-checked My Little Pony in defense of the mango-hued shitgibbon has resigned.

We hardly knew ye, Spicy! But we will miss Melissa McCarthy’s impersonation of you.

UPDATE: Here is Comrade Preznint Stupid’s formal announcement that Spicy is gone, and as always is gracious,

I am grateful for Sean’s work on behalf of my administration and the American people. I wish him continued success as he moves on to pursue new opportunities. Just look at his great television ratings. Sean will continue to serve the administration through August, and the President has also appointed Anthony Scaramucci as communications director.

Great ratings. That’s all that counts.

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9 Responses to UPDATED: G’Bye, Spicy!

  1. I’ll miss his incompetence and inability to learn how to pronounce foreign names.


  2. I’ll miss your gif!


  3. FOR SALE: One (1) Motorized Podium; Low Mileage and Street Legal. Contact: McCarthy@SNL.com.


  4. Bruce388 says:

    I do feel badly that Trump didn’t include Spicy in his meeting with the Pope. Spicy lied his ass off for Trump, he’s a devout Catholic, and it would have meant the world to him. And meeting the Pope might have cleansed him of some of his sins. Allegedly. If one believes that shit.


  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The world is just a little blander without Spicy.


  6. Redhand says:

    He went from being a relative unknown in a WH bunny suit to an object of universal contempt and derision as Trump’s spokesman. It sure is hard arguing that the Emperor is wearing clothes when his nakededness — greed, criminality, treason, conflict of interest, pathological lying, ad nausiam — is obvious to all. Great career move Spicey, working for a President who has the Midas touch in reverse — everyone he touches turns to shit, including you.


  7. Sean666 says:

    Now if we could just get rid of Bagdad Barbie!

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  8. Condi says:

    “Through August…”?

    One suspects lil’ Donnie doesn’t want Spicie outside of his physical reach until he can pardon everyone.


  9. paul fredine says:

    well, scareymoocher is somewhat better looking than sean (in a mafioso defense attorney kind of way) and seems to be better at stringing words together in order to make them comprehensible but his first appearance only proves that he’s a grade-a, first class ass-kisser par excellence. i mean, how many times must one person say he loves his boss before others infer there is more than a working relationship involved. and then to claim he has such massive approval? that one made me throw up in my mouth a little. now if he’d just get rid of bullshit barbie. not like i’d believe her replacement any better, i’m just sick of seeing her face on television.

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