Dumb Spice, the Angry Inch, the man who once fact-checked My Little Pony in defense of the mango-hued shitgibbon has resigned.
We hardly knew ye, Spicy! But we will miss Melissa McCarthy’s impersonation of you.
UPDATE: Here is Comrade Preznint Stupid’s formal announcement that Spicy is gone, and as always is gracious,
I am grateful for Sean’s work on behalf of my administration and the American people. I wish him continued success as he moves on to pursue new opportunities. Just look at his great television ratings. Sean will continue to serve the administration through August, and the President has also appointed Anthony Scaramucci as communications director.
Great ratings. That’s all that counts.