You Don’t Say, Comrade Preznint Stupid?

Comrade Preznint Stupid had another nutty brain fart of an interview with the New York Times where he blames Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions for all the Russian investigations because recusing himself, and he wouldn’t have hired the demented Elf had he known said Elf was going to betray the 4th Reich so ignominiously.

“Sessions should have never recused himself, and if he was going to recuse himself he should have told me before he took the job and I would have picked somebody else.”

It’s a mystery why Sessions has not quit to spend more time with his Klan.

And now some choice quotes:

Trump: “I have done nothing wrong. A special counsel should never have been appointed in this case.” …

Times: “[I]f Mueller was looking at your finances and your family finances, unrelated to Russia — is that a red line? … Would that be a breach of what his actual charge is?”

Trump: “I would say yes. By the way, I would say, I don’t — I don’t — I mean, it’s possible there’s a condo or something, so, you know, I sell a lot of condo units, and somebody from Russia buys a condo, who knows? I don’t make money from Russia.” …

Here’s the transcript. Read it for yourselves, but be prepared: it is like the worst first draft of a West Wing episode written by Ed Wood on a meth bender lost weekend. Preznint Stupid is nuts.

And thus we conclude the speculation that the powerful, outside lawyers have any control over the mango-hued shitgibbon.

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6 Responses to You Don’t Say, Comrade Preznint Stupid?

  1. Retiredeng says:

    “The lady doth protest too much.”


  2. Wait, what? MHS-CPS gave an interview to the New-fucking-York‘Failing’ Times?? Hasn’t he been calling them fake news for months? What’s next?

    A sit-down with CNN??

    At this point we’ve either reached the Tony Montana hoovering a mountain of coke Comrade Preznit Stupid hoovering a mountain taco bowls off of his desk while the Jamaicans special prosecutors close in for the kill’* stage of the MHS preznitsy or he’s trying ever more transparently desperate gambits to get fired form the horrible horrible reality TeeVee show he’s got himself into.

    *With Ivanka clearly playing the part of Gina Montana; Melania’s got it nailed as Elvira Hancock


  3. roket says:

    Every time Comrade Preznint Stupid speaks, defense lawyers gasp and roll their eyes.


  4. w3ski4me says:

    The Cheetolini will still be yelling “I am innocent” the day they lock the door on his cell. Poor little spoiled brat tRump. He never had to own up to anything he did, until he insisted on being presinit.


  5. quakerinabasement says:

    “You know, we have a big problem with North Korea. Big. Big, big. You look at all of the things, you look at the line in the sand. The red line in the sand in Syria.”

    Makes less sense than Gov. LePetomane.


  6. Condi says:

    The ReThugs simply don’t have it in them to impeach the asshole. SAD!


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