Fox News Business Model Revealed!

Wayne Allyn Root knows Roger Ailes’ Secret Sauce for Ratings!

Wayne Allyn Root, tells us why NBC’s Megyn Kelly’s new show is failing:

“She’s got great legs,” Root said. “She’s a hot babe and no one gives a crap about her. You know why? Because a hot babe on Fox News, Republican men loved her; take her off Fox News, now the whole world knows what she is. Republican men like me, I wouldn’t tune in. Screw Megyn Kelly.

“Outside of Fox News, you have no support,” Root said. “You had the hottest show in the country, my friend, and what did you do? You spit in our face. Now you’re done… we’re never going to give you the time of day, Megyn Kelly. Who’s left? Liberal women won’t like you because you’re coming from Fox News and liberal men, well, they’re all gay or they don’t appreciate pretty women.”

So you can see that Fox News loved her for her mind, huh?

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7 Responses to Fox News Business Model Revealed!

  1. Frisky Dingo says:

    Liberal men appreciate pretty women… we just don’t fondle them.

    Or force them to have our babies.


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I don’t watch the news to see “hot babes”, I watch it to get updates on current events. If I want to see hot babes, I can take a walk outside, or go to the beach.

    Fox would collapse overnight if these geezers figured out how to find free porn on the Internet.

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    Wayne Allyn Root: no matter how many bottle blonds, I bet he still needs a Pez dispenser full of the stiffy pills.


  4. Ten Bears says:

    The crotch-shot in the Ambien, Prozac, Viagra and Megyn Kelly crotch-shots Now on NBC! Kool-Aid, who assures us Jesus and Santa Claus are (((white))) and will float down out of the sky on a flying rainbow unicorns to carry the (white) faithful away to paradise, while uppity not-whites are all drunks and dope addicts out to rape all the (white) women and steal all the money.

    Overrated, to say the least.


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