News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Hey guys, let’s meet Michael Snyder, a candidate running for the seat being vacated by Raul Labrador, who is running for the governor of Idaho. He’s running on a platform of abolishing the income tax and the IRS, building President Trump’s wall on the southern border, allowing communities to “say no to refugees” and a vow “to completely destroy Planned Parenthood as an organization.” Oh, year I forgot to mention: he’s kinda big on not vaccinating his kid and GET THE FLOURIDE OUTTA THE WATER!!1!

Why, yes, he is a prep-er, and an Ends-Timer waiting to float up to Hebbin nekkid as the day he was borned, praise Jeebus, and say hello to Phyllis Schlafly while you are there.

Why, yes, Snyder is a frequent guest on Alex Jones, how did you know?

Oh, did you catch him on Jim Bakker’s Olde-Tymey Potato Slop Bucket Extravaganza Hour? You know, warning us about the false-flag operation that Killery was planning to do-in then Comrade Candidate Trump and cancel the elections!

He’s quite a piece of work, and so I’m expecting he’ll win.

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. MJG says:

    I have asked Anti-Vaxers this question. What gives you the right to expose other peoples children to disease from contact with your non- vaccinated child? I have yet to recieve anything but a blank stare.

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  2. quakerinabasement says:

    “…and an Ends-Timer waiting to float up to Hebbin nekkid as the day he was borned, praise Jeebus, and say hello to Phyllis Schlafly while you are there.”

    Not if she’s nekkid too. None of that for me, thanks.

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