Hold the presses!
Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, Cindy Jacobs, nasally brays and interrupts the panel during the Potato Slop Maven’s Grifting Hour to give us the breaking news from Gawd, live and on the spot!
“Something major is being planned.” But Gawd won’t tell us what it is ahead of time, because reasons.
I like how Jeebus told her about stopping North Korea (중지) by using a Spanish word, which makes total sense, amiright?
That Gawd, his plan is so ineffable, if you know what I mean and I think you do.