Happy Hour News Briefs
Hey guys, it’s been a while since we checked in with our old pal Todd Starnes. You know the smarmy, awe-shucks, olde-timey, Elmer Gantry wanna-be grifter who uses every chance to push one of his books. His latest tome, published in February is The Deplorables’ Guide to Making America Great Again (Amazon sales rank: 18,177 most popular books; the NYTimes—FAKE NEWS!!1! won’t rank it), in which he tries to use both Trump and Clinton buzzwords to sell his book.
Anyway, as you may recall, Fox News has given Starnes a 3-hour radio block of time for his program, and today we listen in for a few minutes as Starnes looses his shit and goes to go full-on, balls-out, hammer-down, mad-monkey, terrordome crazy:
Why, bless his heart. He’s so sweet sugar wouldn’t melt on his lips.