Pivot, Pivot, Pivot

Pence is the one on the right.

Vice preznint Mike Pence’s spokesperson, Marc Lotter, would not say whether his saw-dust filled fetus-fondling, gawd-bothering boss ever met with gawdless heathen commie representatives of Russia during the presidential campaign theft.

Let’s listen in for a master lesson in deflection and pivoting:

This is the best line ever from a spokesman: “I’m not aware of anything that I have seen.”

Mike Pence walks into a room, and the termites start salivating. Lotter walks into the room with Pence and you can hear their tummies start to rumble.

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8 Responses to Pivot, Pivot, Pivot

  1. Ellis Weiner says:

    I would personally give Bill Hemmer one dollar if he would yell at this clown, “STOP SAYING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION.” But that’s me.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Focus… the American people…
    He pronounces it a bit oddly but, yes, we are a focused in the dark.

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  3. roket says:

    That sounded more like a pirouette to me.

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  4. Feline Mama says:

    The 2 best defense answers ever: “I don’t recall” &” I’m not aware”. Whacha’ gonna do?

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    • paul fredine says:

      of course, that’s leaving out ‘obama’, ‘clinton’ and ‘fake news’. oh, and ‘i plead the 5th’.

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  5. Mr DeBakey says:

    “I’m not aware of anything that I have seen.”

    Gawd, that was me on my way home Friday Night

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