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Jeebus weeps

The states in Jeebusland are fighting abortion access like feral cats in heat. The last remaining abortion clinic in Kentucky is the EMW Women’s Surgical Center in Louisville and it is facing closure when the state claimed that “the clinic’s agreements with hospital and ambulance services contained technical deficiencies.”

We’ve seen that story play out before, the most recently in Texas (I think) where the fetus fondlers and Gawd Botherers were claiming that something like a 12-hour drive across the state was not an obstacle for women needing services.

This is what we are up against with Y’all Qaeda. Anyway, this take from one of the fetus fondlers is so over the top I thought it deserved to be printed in its entirety:

Operation Save America Press Release (emphasis mine):

LOUISVILLE, Ky., July 10, 2017 /Christian Newswire/ — On Saturday, May 13th, a historical line was crossed that had not been crossed in nearly 20 years in the battle to end the American holocaust called abortion. Eleven gentle Christians led by a worship song, Jesus with Thy Church Abide, sat down on the property of the last remaining death camp in Kentucky to “Rescue those unjustly sentenced to death” (Proverbs 24:11, 12).

This act of Christian interposition created no small stir. It sent shock waves from the Church House to the White House. In fact, Operation Save America, who led the charge, heard from people from other nations. They wrote to communicate how they were impacted by this small sacrifice given to the Lord on the behalf of His helpless, fatherless, and defenseless children who are being led to slaughter for blood money.

True to God’s Word, Jesus promised His followers would be brought before the “powers that be” as a testimony. On July 11, the eleven rescuers will have a pretrial hearing at the Hall of Justice, 700 West Jefferson Street, Louisville at 9 AM to determine the future course of their case. The venue has indeed changed, but the ministry remains the same.

Rev. Rusty Lee Thomas, National Director of Operation Save America stated,

“Our testimony is clear. Roe vs. Wade is legal fiction and pretend legislation. Courts cannot make law and any human law that violates God’s law is no law at all. The crime of murder is being committed at the EMW Women’s Surgical Center and our justice system is committing another grave injustice by arresting the wrong people.

“Abortion is not a healthcare issue that can be resolved by a legal technicality. It is a crime that must be penalized by law. God demands justice in order to cleanse the state of Kentucky from blood guiltiness. We call upon Gov. Bevin, the legislators, sheriffs, and the police departments in Kentucky to be strong and of a good courage. Kentucky stands on the threshold of becoming the first abortion free-state in America. We plead with the good citizens of Kentucky to rise up, ignore Roe, establish justice, and outlaw all abortions from chemical to surgical in Jesus’ mighty name!”

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    I guess Y’all Qaeda missed those babble verses where their psycho deity told them to rip open pregnant women’s bellies and dash the little ones against the rocks.


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Next comes the plea for donations to a legal defense fund- grifters gotta grift!

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Proverbs 24 doesn’t actually seem to mention abortion anywhere. It seems to directed at some other thing like
    “Surely you need guidance to wage war”

    I wonder if Save America will put out another similar press release when Trump starts beating the drums to go to war against Iran in earnest? Somehow I suspect they will say
    “But we knew nothing about this,”

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  4. roket says:

    Sharia Law ain’t got nothin on these people.


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