GOPers Seeking: Ammosexuals and Gundamentalists For A Good Time

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Willamette Week:

The Multnomah County Republican Party voted this week to use far-right milita groups as private security at events.

The resolution is the brainchild of party chairman James Buchal, who last month suggested to The Guardian that the GOP could use Oath Keepers and Three Percenters, two paramilitary groups, as security guards to protect them from antifascist protesters, or antifa.

This will not end well.

UPDATE, 1:15 pm: “We are an all-volunteer organization with no money,” Buchal tells WW. “So if we are going to get security services, we are going to get them from volunteers. And people who are going to volunteer to provide security services to Republicans are generally going to be people who share the view that the government has developed an unconstitutional overreach of power.”

So let me get this straight: the Republicans in Oregon are afeared of Portland’s hipsters and potheads pushing back when they hold White Power rallies designed to be confrontational?

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10 Responses to GOPers Seeking: Ammosexuals and Gundamentalists For A Good Time

  1. Jim says:

    This is the same county that had that college shooting several years ago. Yeah, what could possibly go wrong?


  2. roket says:

    What does the Multnomah County Sheriff’s Dept have to say about this?


  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The way to handle this is to announce a bunch of fake Confederate flag burnings, trick these assholes into snipe hunts so they waste resources. They worked in Gettysburg, and a neo-Nazi ended up shooting himself. These people want a war, the best way to counter them is with PSYOPS. Best case scenario, get the cartoon frog Nazis and the genuine Nazis fighting each other… KEK vs KKK.


  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    WTF? The institutional racism within our police forces is not good enough for them anymore?


    • tommyspoon says:

      Yeah, but police forces still have to answer to the general public (aka “the rubes”). This way, the MCGOP can vicariously live out there “beating on hippies” fantasy without actually getting their hands dirty. Lake Oswego and West Linn, the two conservative enclaves in the PDX area, are where you are most likely to find high concentrations of ammosexuals.


      • Laura says:

        Man, that Sir Oswald could have hisself a hay day these days. One wonders what type of uniform he have these volunteer radio Rawanda regimenteers sport.

        Hopefully, a future fashion week post will address this pressing issue.


  5. MDavis says:

    They admit they have no money and claim to be GOP? Why have they not been ex-communicated for the sin of being poor?


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