Here’s Some Stupid for Your Covfefe

The wingnut mind at work


Seriously this happened: NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence yesterday, line-by-line, and it triggered the Fourth Reich. You know, the Konstitutional Konservatives who so love this country? They didn’t recognize the Declaration and they thought NPR was calling for revolution against the Russian Usurper:

Laughed so hard I busted a bra strap.

Housekeeping note: I’m off downtown today, I’ve been called to Jury Duty starting at 8AM. So… entertain yourselves while I am off doing my Civic Duty: the Thunderbolt Grease Slapper is filled and the liquor cabinet has been replenished since Scissorhead Nora drained it when I was in SoCal. Share this time, ‘K?

See you later?

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5 Responses to Here’s Some Stupid for Your Covfefe

  1. Reamus says:

    Realy? And he are going to defend us?

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    When in the course of dumbass events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with a bunch of fucking idiots, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

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  3. Steve-O says:

    Just got challenged to find ten Trump supporters that even heard of NPR. Forwarded the article from the Washington Post where seven were quoted, and was told they were all Liberals. I hate people.

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  4. Nora Daly says:

    I’m supposed to share the liquor? What do you take me for – a liberal?

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