On the bright side, my shares of Coppertone are gonna go through the roof…
— Ryan Hutchins (@ryanhutchins) July 2, 2017
I am not going to make the obvious joke, and Greenpeace cannot force me to push him back into the ocean.
(And for the record, GOP-run states are shutting down because they cannot create a budget: NJ, Main, IL; KS just went AWOL and over-rode Brownback’s economy-destroying cuts; but for the record, Chris Christie is doing the the biggest ‘Let Them Eat Cake’ moment by going to the beaches that no one else in his state can go to during the long weekend. This will not end well.)