More empty desks:
WASHINGTON — The science division of the White House’s Office of Science and Technology Policy (OSTP) was unstaffed as of Friday as the three remaining employees departed this week, sources tell CBS News.
All three employees were holdovers from the Obama administration. The departures from the division — one of four subdivisions within the OSTP — highlight the different commitment to scientific research under Presidents Obama and Trump.
We understand that their function will be replaced by the Mystical Ouija Board and the Magic 8-Ball, and someone who reads sacrificial chicken innards.