War on Science!

Conservative Science!

More empty desks:

WASHINGTON — The science division of the White House’s Office of Science and Technology Policy (OSTP) was unstaffed as of Friday as the three remaining employees departed this week, sources tell CBS News.

All three employees were holdovers from the Obama administration. The departures from the division — one of four subdivisions within the OSTP — highlight the different commitment to scientific research under Presidents Obama and Trump. 

We understand that their function will be replaced by the Mystical Ouija Board and the Magic 8-Ball, and someone who reads sacrificial chicken innards.

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4 Responses to War on Science!

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Meanwhile, he’s appearing with Buzz Aldrin and claiming he’ll make space exploration a priority.


  2. Retiredeng says:

    I once had a coworker that kept a half dozen or so dry chicken bones in her desk drawer. She would often get them out and toss them on her desk to “read” them. Usually to settle a disagreement with me. Odd that the bones always picked her side of the argument.


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